However, rest assured that it is not just Google that is invariably unerring; Wikipedia, the champion that is so uncannily immune to shortcomings, presents its own case of colorphotographitis.
1 The presumable case of identical twins filenames
The story begins with James Duckworth, an English businessman and MP… wait, wait, what am I doing? No-one in their sane mind is interested in certain Mr Duckworth! OK, OK, I promise it will most definitely be short. The only thing that matters is that there is his contemporary photo:
A few more pieces in the endless mosaic of proofs of Google’s infallibility:
1 The Curious Case of Jonas Bronck
Google offered a standard, run-of-the-mill description (text sourced from Wikipedia), but assigned to this infobox a contemporary photograph of certain Mr Curt Wrigfors, the chairman of eponymous Jonas Bronck Centre (of Bronx fame) in Swedish settlement of Sävsjö, not far from Mr Bronck’s actual birthplace. The screenshot was taken in 2017, some two to three years after an article with Mr Wrigfors’ now most famous mug had been published (presently it is fixed, though).
2 Wen Jia, a Chinese painter-cum-table-tennis-player
And that’s not all. Certain Mr Wen Jia should not have had a color picture taken, I assume:
Let’s take a closer look at the by-now-infamous Google knowledge panel:
3 The case of Zhang Hong, another painter who immortalized not only his subjects
I guess the Chinese were indeed lightyears ahead of the West. Printing press, gun powder, glasses, color photography… What else? Oh, I got it! Longevity:
I’d like to claim that knowledge panel, please!
4 When Google thinks every dot signifies the end of a sentence
5 Soapbox
Now, Google should make up its mind:
Do they mean ‘soapbox‘ as in a motorless vehicle propelled by gravity, which is raced on a downhill road, as evidenced by the picture, or do they perhaps mean ‘soapbox‘ as a crate used as a makeshift stand or a raised platform on which a public speaker stands to make an impromptu speech, often about a political subject, as evidenced by the description?
6 Andrea Rossi
That is not that Andrea Rossi. Andrea Rossi of that knowledge panel is a slightly crazy Italian inventor. Remember, dear children, the scientific law № 1: Insane inventors invariably possess hair tousled irreversibly in proportion to the degree of their lunacy.
As evidenced by this picture.
7 Point Pleasant
On the subject of Google making up its minddeep mind:
So which one is it? The one in New Jersey or the one in West Virginia?
What are the next three numbers in sequence 1,3,4,7,11?
The given sequence does not seem to follow any obvious arithmetic or geometric pattern. However, we can still try to find a pattern or rule by looking at the differences between the numbers:
The difference between 3 and 1 is 2.
The difference between 4 and 3 is 1.
The difference between 7 and 4 is 3.
The difference between 11 and 7 is 4.
The differences themselves do not form a consistent pattern, so we cannot use them to predict the next numbers in the sequence. Therefore, it is difficult to determine the next three numbers in the sequence with certainty.
However, one possible pattern that can be observed is that the differences between the terms are increasing by 1, starting from 2. Based on this pattern, we can predict the next three numbers in the sequence as:
There are several words that rhyme with “room,” including “doom,” “fume,” “gloom,” “tomb,” “womb,” and “zoom.” Here are a few examples of sentences using these words:
The air was filled with the smell of fume.
She felt a sense of doom as she entered the dark tomb.
He zoomed through the city on his motorcycle.
The baby was nestled safely in its mother’s womb.
I hope this helps. Let me know if you have any other questions or if there’s anything else I can assist with.
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